Federal Enthusiast Pillows

ECONOMICS 101, 'Everybody out! -- This class has been canceled by order of the Federal Government!'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

"Away with the warmonger!"

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

Two Ways out of Iraq.

Armageddon

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

New Resident of Downing Street

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Europe and immigration.

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Denazification

The House of Commons.

2020 Swiss barmy knife

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"It's time to get politics out of money."

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

Healthcare declaration

"Seriously, do you expect us to believe you put on 143 feet a day in business travel?"

"It's Doris Kearns Goodwin. Is there anything we'd like to know about the Presidency?"

"These are the environmentalists who set the Amazon forest on fire!"

"I prefer to keep my op-ed article anonymous. I'm Trump's conscience."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

George Papandreou.

"Those MORONS! I have way more chest hair than THAT! Ha!"

"You are responsible for the refugee crisis!"

The Monroe Doctrine

"Hey... friends and allies can trust the USA!"

Bush farewell.

The Struggle Over Europe

"I learned about the despotism at the same time you did."

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'