Federal Reserve Follower Gifts

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

Born to raise interest rates.

The end of election 2016

Shares Nosedive

American Bombs

Speeding Forklift

An Arm and a Leg.

Foreign policy

If Bush Had Told Us the Truth After 9/11

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

The euro as a monster

'Great news, Mr President You've been nominated for the Nobel War Prize'

Wall Street Down

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

'Honey, I swear, I wasn't out wallstreeting!'

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

Al-assad back to the world stage

Trump White House Employment

'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!'

Palin's Teabaggers

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

"Is this an upturn or another calm before the storm?"

Mandate: 'Further discussion?'

'Requisition a bigger chart.'

Customer to broker: 'Before I invest with you, I have to check your credibility ... how many ulcers have you had?'

'Lady G., I think you should know ol' Warren B.'s holding period is forever.'

"China refuses to buy more US treasury bonds, but is offering foreign aid."

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

Saving a sinking Cyprus?

'Let the fed bait you out!'