Federal Workforce Follower Gifts

CIA, 'Sorry, Ferguson, but you're out - I gave your job to Inspector Twelve.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

2016 election squabbles!

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Pollster

Elections in the USA

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

The Great Divide.

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

"I hope it misses us!"

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

Elections race.

2020 US president

Senator Yomp has the backside for fence straddling.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

'And don't forget to poke these political ad writers with a sharp stick every so often. It keeps them primed to write those vicious attack ads for the upcoming campaign!'

'I like him because he's a simple guy talking in a simple way.'

"Jobs, jobs, jobs."

"I used to think there had to be a pony in there somewhere, but not any more."

Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement

"Public employee"

Another rough patch in the presidential election road.