Federal Workforce Follower Pillows

CIA, 'Sorry, Ferguson, but you're out - I gave your job to Inspector Twelve.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

2016 election squabbles!

'Can you fetch all of these but leave these others alone?'

'We can't cut entitlements for federal employees. We're federal employees.'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

The Clinton Campaign, post-mid-September

Pollster

Elections in the USA

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

The Great Divide.

"Do you have a pill that relieves anger, nausea, depression and distrust? I plan on watching the presidential campaign."

"C'mon, Hillary – just answer the question!"

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

"Here is the campaign strategy and here are the after-the-fact excuses."

U.S.Postal Service - Then and Now

Federal Employees Annual Easter Egg Hunt: 'This isn't fair - the CIA always wins!'

"Why did you turn down the Easter bunny job?"

Media Reports: Vast majority of Americans agree - 'Country is going in wrong direction'...

'My philosophy is to sit down and the hell with being counted.'

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

"I hope it misses us!"

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

2020 US president

Senator Yomp has the backside for fence straddling.

Elections race.

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"Jobs, jobs, jobs."

'I like him because he's a simple guy talking in a simple way.'

Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement

With my economic policy, you'll all be able to maintain your standard of living! Vote. I was afraid of that.

"I used to think there had to be a pony in there somewhere, but not any more."

"Public employee"

Another rough patch in the presidential election road.