Federal Reserve Follower T-Shirts

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"Oh I have plenty of sex appeal. It's all here in my bank baalance."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

Born to raise interest rates.

The end of election 2016

American Bombs

Shares Nosedive

Speeding Forklift

An Arm and a Leg.

The euro as a monster

Deposits insured by the U.S. Government (which has a $4.2 trillion debt).

'Great news, Mr President You've been nominated for the Nobel War Prize'

Wall Street Down

'The way I see it, deficit spending keeps the taxpayers on their toes.'

"I'm going out to keep consumer spending in line with Wall Street expectations."

Al-assad back to the world stage

Palin's Teabaggers

Trump White House Employment

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

'Honey, I swear, I wasn't out wallstreeting!'

'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!'

The End of Economic Stimulus is Near!

"Is this an upturn or another calm before the storm?"

Mandate: 'Further discussion?'

Customer to broker: 'Before I invest with you, I have to check your credibility ... how many ulcers have you had?'

"China refuses to buy more US treasury bonds, but is offering foreign aid."

'Requisition a bigger chart.'

'Charles, I want you to meet Joel. You have lots in common. He also thinks he knows how to time the market.'

'Let the fed bait you out!'

Saving a sinking Cyprus?

Donald J. Trump @RealDonaldTrump very nice! Much better!