Wall Street Follower Gifts

Wall Street Down

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

Jumping Wall Street.

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

Chinese stock market

"On Wall Street today, news of lower interest rates sent the stock market up, but then the expectation that these rates would be inflationary sent the market down, until the realization that lower rates might stimulate the sluggish economy pushed the mark

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

'Actually, they're a hybrid. They are a blue-chip, common stock.'

"This just in... All new Euro notes are to be printed on Greece-proof paper."

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Shares Nosedive

Bad news, boss. The rat race is out of cheese!

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

Falling graphs.

'U.S. stocks surged on news that the government they all hate won't go out of business.'

US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'

'Government economists called it a 'slight market correction'.'

"I was sent on a fact finding mission. Now I'm accused of insider trading!"

"Oh, him? He's the guy who changes the interest rate when it's set by the fed."

'...But the good news is your old Enron stock has become a high-priced collectible!'

Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

'Just this once, but I want a piece of the action.'

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."

'The financial crisis is unlikely to worry me: I lay a new Golden Egg every day...'

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

Insecurity hits Wall Street