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"Darlin', you're filthy rich. How about I clean you up a bit."

Anna Calvi

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Money Bar.

Love

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

Jester Surgeon

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"Nevermore."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

'Can I have some of your peanut butter and jelly sandwich? All my mom ever gives me is cake.'

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

The king's wig is finished --- Run it over to the castle. Ah, the hair to the throne!

'We knew of your return from your round the world trip - we could smell you a mile away!'

Put it in petty cash.

Animals of the Royal Wedding