Wealthy Admirer Pillows

"Darlin', you're filthy rich. How about I clean you up a bit."

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

Knight Golfing

"I wish I had her jewelry." "I wish I had his wife." "I wish I had her figure." "I wish I had his money."

'You've made a powerful enemy'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"'Conquer Spain'? 'Balance the budget'? 'Reform the justice system'? -- You call this a honey-do list?"

Money Bar.

Love

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

The Frog Prince

Princess Anne

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

'No, you can't play poker tonight! The last time you played, you lost Schewig-Holstein!'

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

Jester Surgeon

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

"Nevermore."

"Me, I think Master and Mistress are incompetent: why else would they need a butler, 3 maids, 2 cooks, 5 gardeners, a pool boy and 2 personal assistants?"

"First of all, I would like to express my gratefulness to all those wonderful ancestors of mine who helped to make this glorious day possible."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

'Parliament passed a resolution that you're full of baloney, but it was non-binding.'

'You can scratch your back when the war is over!'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He was leaning out to watch Lady Godiva, and his crown fell into the moat.'

"What good is power if you don't use it?"

"It may not be resplendent, Your Highness, but it's totally ergonomic."

"I hear it's because we're right and they're wrong."

Queen Hermione - Queen Victoria Urged To Stop Mourning and Return to Public Life

King uses drawbridge as wheelchair ramp to his van.

"Do NOT refresh this page."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

Animals of the Royal Wedding