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"Arrh, 'e be leaving 'is monocle on tha sill again..."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'He's still addressing the nation.'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

A monkey climbs a DNA double helix.

'Tarzan'

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