Monocle Admirer Mugs

"Arrh, 'e be leaving 'is monocle on tha sill again..."

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

'A message from the Vikings, sire. It says, 'we've got spirit! Yes, we do! We've got spirit! How about you!?'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Repulse Monkey. Difficult position, but one day it may save your life. Get it right!

"You used to be a lot more fun."

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

"Thrilling news, sweetie! The National Gallery's entire collection of Velázquez is now attributed to you."

History of Cartooning.

"It appears to be a giant boil, sire."

"I dunno ... I get the feeling this is going to end very badly."

'Today we will lock the monkey in a room...' 'Why do I volunteer for this?'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"And that, gentlemen, is why it's called 'monkey business."

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

'After years of studying the apes I've finally found a way of being accepted into their group.'

Monkey Pee/Monkey Poo.

'They played 'Digging' the whole afternoon: They had lots of fun !'

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Well yes, pretty and kind were big factors, but her nitpicking abilities are what really won me over..."

"Hi! I'm on the tree!"

'He's still addressing the nation.'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Okay, who's the wise guy elf?"

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

'Tarzan'

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