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Night of the Zombonies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

Michael Jackson.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

Piles of trash discarded by ancient people are a rich source of artifacts for archaeologists. I unearthed garbage dumps that advanced our understanding of prehistoric societies. On the island of Crete I found ancient trash that increased our knowledge about the Minoan people. And I recently uncovered informative Celtic rubbish. Please stop saying studying ancient cultures by what they threw away is "junk science"!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Redecorating Easter Island.

History of Cartooning.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Mammoth Posing

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

A consumer guide to cheese.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Brown only photocopier sales.

Haunted museum

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

'You've got me all wrong, baby. I don't want to touch your sweater...I want to eat it.'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

You have to hunt a different one

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Philip of Mastodon

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.