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The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Lost Property Office

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Here be dragons.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Phoenix

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

Unicorn Working From Home

"My God! There goes middle management."

"And I suppose you forgot to bring home the milk."

Medieval Office Supplies

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Naming that Impala

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Fishy tail.

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Cornucopia

Loch Ness Monster

China Launches Lunar Rover