Monster Mythos Admirer Gifts

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Lost Property Office

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

Here be dragons.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

'Hello Colin, I'm Arthur, any idea what all the fuss is about?'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Phoenix

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Unicorn Working From Home

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

"No monsters, but there's a tear in the carpeting and I see hardwood!"

"My God! There goes middle management."

Medieval Office Supplies

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Naming that Impala

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Fishy tail.

Purple Fairy

Beware of the Dragon

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

China Launches Lunar Rover

Baby Brunhilde

'Who's that painted lady?'

Loch Ness Monster

Cornucopia