Mythical Monster Admirer Gifts

Pandora's Fax.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Here be dragons.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

"How many times have I told you kids to hang your coats in the closet?"

Phoenix

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

Unicorn Working From Home

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Medieval Office Supplies

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

Fishy tail.

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

City Zoo

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Loch Ness Monster

Vampire Umbrella

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

Better Gnomes.