Mythical Monster Admirer Gifts

Pandora's Fax.

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Here be dragons.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

A Knight Arrives at a Boiling Lake Filled with Monsters (Don Quixote).

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'MUM, go and get Daddy, there's another knight coming: This is so much fun!'

Unicorn Working From Home

Phoenix

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

"I was hoping you'd consider this a prelude to a kiss."

Medieval Office Supplies

If you think Unicorns are lame, you should see a Unicorny.

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

Fishy tail.

Beware of the Dragon

Purple Fairy

Loch Ness Monster

'Count Dracula, I wish you'd come to me sooner...'

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

'Care for anything else - an explanation perhaps?'

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

Park and Ride dilema

"Say Gorgon-zola!"

City Zoo

Factory Recall Unicorn.