Monster Admirer Gifts

"I just always show up to everything!"

'I'm a huge fan of your work.'

'Best guide I ever had.'

'AHHH! I had way too much booze! I'm seeing things that cannot possibly be there!'

"It's so refreshing to find a guy who wants you for your brain."

"I'm going to eat, devour, consume, ingest, absorb and engulf you..!"

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Hey, not so fast - I'm abducting her first!"

Here be dragons.

Men had looked pretty much the same to Drusilla until she met Jonathan.

Nosferatutu.

'Here's one for you.. she likes long lurches in the moonlight, scared of fire.. enjoys terrorizing villages..'

Ken experienced a sudden feeling of 'Je Ne Sais Quoi'.

'You'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on.'

"Good evening Madam. Am I disturbing you?"

The Moodusa

Great-Great-Grandson of Godzilla

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

'What's bright green and scaly, has nine-inch teeth, and eats clubs?'

"She won't be long, I'm just putting her face on."

'I'd like to ask you for your daughter's hand in marriage.'

"Every election...it's the same thing. They mail me these dumb absentee ballots."

Men, Women and Werewolves Restrooms.

'Looks like we've been taken over by another lab!'

"Surf's up."

Monster Roller Coaster

A little green monster

"The Heavens Will be Mine."

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

The tooth fairy.