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"Darling, we can't go on meeting like this. My husband is starting to get suspicious."

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

Hadrian's Wall

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Romulus and Remus

"I get it!"

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

"I think I'm lost."

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

Moai having a lightbulb moment

Museum.

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

History Department

Scary things in the museum

Stonehenge Imitation

Carbon Dating Agency

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"They ruin the landscape!"

"I can't decide whether to call it 'wheel' or 'emoji'."

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'