Ancient Monolith Admirer Prints

"Darling, we can't go on meeting like this. My husband is starting to get suspicious."

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Hadrian's Wall

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'I like it but frankly, I had something more substantial in mind.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."

Romulus and Remus

"Well, Professor, it translates to, 'I don’t want to work, I just want to bang on the drum all day.'"

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'It's slobberin' time!'

"I get it!"

"I think I'm lost."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'I can't help thinking there's something else we can do with this.'

Moai having a lightbulb moment

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

Museum.

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

Fish to friend regarding third fish leaving Precambrian ocean: 'There's been no living with him since he started to evolve.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

"Look what I found. You wouldn't believe the things that people throw out."

"They ruin the landscape!"

Greek and Roman Art: The Broken Off Bits

Stonehenge Imitation

Carbon Dating Agency

Scary things in the museum

"I can't decide whether to call it 'wheel' or 'emoji'."

"Those knuckleheads!"

History Department

'There goes Archimedes with his confounded lever again.'