Monolith Admirer Gifts

Spring Break Monolith

Night of the Zombonies.

"Yeah, I'm moonlighting. It's a living."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

A child at a museum starts to pull the wrappings off a mummy.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Redecorating Easter Island.

Mammoth Posing

A consumer guide to cheese.

Haunted museum

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Brown only photocopier sales.

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

A monument gets down from his plinth.

Cavewoman knitting with wool from mammoth

'Now, a real collectable to bid on: a signed first edition of The First History of the World.'

Philip of Mastodon

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

Man reading 'Endangered lepidoptera' book, wife says 'The moths in your wallet must be pretty rare!'.

I hate getting ready for Y1K.