Monolith Mystery Fan Gifts

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"This place has the best happy hour."

He looks so natural lying there...

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

"Travel changed me."

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Nobody new the identity of the mad bandager

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll