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Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

"This place has the best happy hour."

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Play 'Misty' for me."

'Sorry about this, but I really need a rug for my bachelor pad.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'

'No more for me, thanks - I've already had a skinful.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Dog detectives

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

On the seventh day the ideation got a little heated.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'I don't think the killer would in the garden...that'd be waaaay too obvious.'

"Travel changed me."

"Hmm.... I think I'd better keep this to myself."

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

"Sorry, you ran out of wishes. A ham and cheese on rye counts as three."

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Big Moon Brewery and Alphonso's martinium

Argh, typical! I always think of a terrifying thing to say after the s

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

"He might have fallen but these tire marks suggest something completely different"

Mr. Hyde writing the unauthorized autobiography of Dr. Jekyll