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"I didn't know the invisible man came from here!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

Veterans Day '20

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Island!'

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

"Another clear case of COVID19."

"Well, obviously the victim had a French enemy."

'I was a substitute teacher. Former students still approach me to thank me for everything I let them get away with.'

'He's been shot!'

"You're sure it's a birthmark?"

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

"We'd like to start out being very involved with you but eventually be drawn away to much more interesting cases down the hall."

'First Lady Lettuce goes missing...'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

Art Museum: Our exhibit of forgotten masters continues with What's His Name...

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

War HeroWar Exit Strategy Hero.

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Everyone is so cynical these days."