Rare Memorabilia Fan T-Shirts

Strange panic buys.

Paul Klee

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Best before 65 million BC.

Stephen Spender.

A watch face with Stonehenge

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Bot Art: After Mary Cassatt

Adult Barbershop

Jack in the Box

'This one is for keeping all the other ones so neatly arranged.'

Democratic Party Access For Under $100.

They're souvenir magnets from all the places we've done battle.

Trilby - 'Oh don't you remember sweet Alice, Ben Bolt?'

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

'Dauber Micawber'

Replica Football Merchandise

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

Davy Crocat

August Comte

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Tea and Sugar Rationing

Elvis' autopsy

Christopher Marlowe

I need a ten-letter word for a collector of inexpensive sports memorabilia. A "baublehead."

"Timmy discovers the Island of Lost Logos."

Sports Memorabilia. It's not an autograph. It's a drawing scribbled by Mickey Mantle. A Yankee doodle!

Ludwig van Beethoven

'We need your exact age...'Woodstock Generation' isn't specific enough.'

"We didn't spot any of the birds we were looking for, but we did have an Elvis sighting."

Pablo Picasso