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"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

"Housekeeping?!"

He looks so natural lying there...

"Play 'Misty' for me."

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

'And in local news: Someone is hiding behind the drapes.'

Dog detectives

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

"Undiagnosed serial killer"

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

Nancy Drew Mysteries - The Later Years

Gangsta wrap.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

"Another clear case of COVID19."

'He's been shot!'

'Did you get the hit man Frankie?'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

The big break in the case of the missing French Fries: 'But just to make sure, can you have each of them squawk.'

'Don Francesco, scusi... But while we were burying Luigi, some joggers ran into us... So we had to bury five corpses altogether...'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'The paintings are neolithic, I suspect the Mustaches wee added by a later people.'

Recollections of a Retired Butler

Police are searching for a male between 16 and 25 years, with a silky sheer taupe complexion and a run over his left eye.

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'