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The toytown mafia at work.

The Statue of Liberty: A Journey Fan

"Housekeeping?!"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

He loves the water.

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

The Birthday Mafia Sends a message.

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Gangsta wrap.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

This is your last warning, Jimmy - You break your pinky promise, we break your pinky.

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

If we have to come back, I'm gonna bust your kneecaps, and Ira's going to cancel your insurance.

Whacked music.

'Help! Miami Beach Mafiosi attack!'

The Godfather Sends Chess Master Bobby Fischer a Message. . .

Orca-nized crime - 'I want you to find Finny Dorsalni and make him sleep with the humans.'

Mafia Marriage Guidance

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."