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The toytown mafia at work.

"Housekeeping?!"

Tree Mobsters. 'I didn't hear anything. Did you hear anything?' 'I didn't hear anything.'

"Then leave the horses head in the Futon." Middle-class mafia

Cosa Nostradamus: "Listen, you mook. I predict if you don't pay the vig to the Don by tonight you'll be at the bottom of the Hudson by morning."

"I did, boss, I swear, I buried him myself."

Gangsta wrap.

'Lewis and Cabrini.'

Farmer Pickles hated it when the cows hummed Darth Vader's theme tune.

"Angelo tells us you haven't been laughing."

"Who, Big Sal? Sure, we were in cahoots years ago, but we fell out of cahoots."

Signs reads 'Do Not Feed the Boids.'

"Whack him. And if you can't whack him, redact him."

The Mafia isn't what it used to be...

'Before you buy the gun can I ask if you thought about taking your cat to the vets first?'

'When did mum stop just sending us to our room?'

'Sorry Rocko, you know how it works. Step on a crack, break your mother's back.'

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Egg gangsters, "All I'm saying is that most people think it wise to take out a little insurance".

Two cosa nostra gangsters sipping tea.

'Hi. I'm Don.'

Raffia Mafia - "Vinny, there's some nice baskets comin' in through Queens."

'Help! Miami Beach Mafiosi attack!'

'It's been taken care of.'

"So long, Tortellini, it's an offer you can't defuse."

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