Monotone Machine Admirer Pillows

Brown only photocopier sales.

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Robot Painter

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Shouldn't have, you really."

Employee of the Month

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

Daily Routine

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

Mad cleaning robot.

"Who's the new guy?"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

Small time farmer sees Superfarm robots next door

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

"My 'check engine' light came on."

'That must be my computer date.'

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

People were amazed by the dexterity of the automatic pizza-making machine.

'I am not a robot.'

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."