Mechanical Contraption Admirer Pillows

For the War Inventions Board. The Armoured Corn-Presser for Crushing the Enemy's Boot

Claus 2.0

"Jimmy, I want you to meet our new safety officer."

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Bot Art: After da Vinci

"I'm looking for something really dull and repetitive."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Six-tier Communal Cradle.

Robot Painter

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

Distributor in love with a multitasking robot.

Robot arm shows charity to a laid off beggar.

"Why are all of your answers so mechanical?"

Telephone message - 'This is a recording. If you'd like to speak to a real live human being, forgetaboutit.

Employee of the Month

"Shouldn't have, you really."

'It just dawned on me that every time we make a phone call, it's a robocall.'

"Sure, he has artificial intelligence, but it's his artificial empathy that won me over."

'That's interesting -- I seem to have discovered the gene that makes people want to become geneticists.'

Old-fashioned computer

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

Mad cleaning robot.

"I'm going to be late... my driverless car is stick behind an autonomous tractor."

'It followed me home, can I keep it?'

"Ever killed a man?"

Robot Office Tasks

"Who's the new guy?"

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'The really scary part is that he is the new head of human resources.'

'That must be my computer date.'

'I am not a robot.'

"They're talking about birdhouses again. Time to send them birdhouse ads."