Answerphone Aficionado Gifts

'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'The King of what?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Thermidor Dali

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Children and technolohgy

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

Phone Mittens

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'I'm on the way!'

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

...the onion rings

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'Hey Josh! This is the Grim Reaper calling. No really! I'm using all the new technologies now and, so sad, your minutes on earth - well, they're up!'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"