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'I can't take your call right now. Please leave a message after the peep.'

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

'Yes, as a matter of fact, you have caught me at a bad time.'

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'The King of what?'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

Technology and Love

'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

'Oh, it's me... Time out. I've gotta take this.'

Fat Kid 17- Swallows the phone

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Go to settings, sounds, ringtone, whistle, who can hear this, then tap only me.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'The boss said things have to improve or my job is going to run out of minutes.'

Thermidor Dali

'And now for the anesthesia: I've got plenty of conventional anesthetics I could use here but you can also choose to spend half an hour on the phone with my mother...'

'I'm on the way!'

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

"The wattle fairy came again last night."

Phone Mittens

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

Children and technolohgy

'When I said that I'd 'give you a ring', I meant on the phone. . .'

...the onion rings

I'm looking at photos of potential dates here. Your "screening" process.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'