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"If I wanted your opinion I would have hauled you in for questioning."

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

'Still not ready to talk? Ok dip him again.'

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

PERSONNEL, 'Why did you leave your previous employment?', 'They asked too many questions!'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

OK! I promise that the questions will be easy!

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

'I was just beginning to think about my portfolio. Now you're telling me to rethink it.'

'It's a difficult position to fill. Someone who's smarter than me - and smart enough to pretend not to know it.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

"I'm not really into organized religion, though I am very spiritual."

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

'Sorry...you're not quite right for the position.'

"Curiosity."

'Tell me truthfully,these glowing references from the Dukes of York and Kent are public houses aren't they?'

'I understand night and day, but which came first?'

'All of your previous employers said you are very loyal.'

'Personally, I like the look of the next candidate!'

"Perhaps we'd be more likely to reach an agreement if the British delegate would stop shouting 'Deal or no deal' all the time."

"...and how do you feel about being labelled the new Great British hope?"

'Why do you want a career in the bank?'

Job Interview

"And now your General Knowledge Round...Where does clean laundry come from?"

"Don't pull that ditzy-chick, routine with me! A witness saw you cross the road, what I want to know is. . . why?"

"We don't want someone who will sleep 16 hours a day. We want someone who will work 16 hours a day."

"I don't do cover ups!"

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

'You have an online degree from the college of hard knocks'

'This will help you keep track of who's who.'

'You'll be hearing from us! Hello?'