Animal Role-player Gifts

"What say this week you be the cat and I'll be the dog?"

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"Why do they do that?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Little Princess.

'You do a passable Jerry Lewis, but your Frank Sinatra stinks.'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."