Animal Roles Admirer Gifts

'Stop staring at the key! There is no way you can steal it from right under my nose!'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

"He's gone goth"

"I hate it when we fight."

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

Spring Training

Bears

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'