Roleplaying Games Gifts

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"Bond James, Bond."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"Why do they do that?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"He likes it."

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"No Frodo, we are still many leagues from Mordor. This is from a wildfire by I-5 west of Bakersfield."

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Will you raise my allowance? I want to play doctor but can't afford the malpractice insurance.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

'How about a game of cards?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Little Princess.

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."