Fantasy Roleplayer Gifts

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

'OK, your deer hunting license seems to be in order. But I still think that you are one sick and twisted individual.'

Knight takes armadillo for a walk.

"You look great. Are you using a new metal polish?"

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

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'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"They're class action figures."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'