Medieval Role-player T-Shirts

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

'We're going to have to cut back a little this year ....'

'I'm back. Thank you for waiting.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

"I'm sure you'll grow into it, darling."

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

"He likes it."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Billy. The Kid.

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"We're playing doctor. Do you have any old magazines for our waiting room?"

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

'Don't bite it.I have to check Daddy next.'

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Little Princess.

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'How do you like my fantasy weekend so far?'

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Little doctor.

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"You're never a superhero in your own backyard."