Ancient Role Player Gifts

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Crocodile Costume

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"Ahem."

Hunding

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"In principle we're happy with the trust idea...as long as it's properly monitored and regulated!"

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

'Apparently he discovered accountancy.'

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'How come you always get to be Warren Buffett and I have to be George Soros?'