Historical Role Player Gifts

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Piracy on a boating lake

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

Missing You.

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'I think they're up to something.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Goddess

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"But I use all of them!"

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Crocodile Costume

Emperor Trump gives a thumbs down to a polar bear

Knight school.