Historical Role Player Prints

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

Piracy on a boating lake

Jack Gleeson

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

Missing You.

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Castle, Cafe + Gift Shop.

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

'I think they're up to something.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

Goddess

'Damn, I knew that disabled access would be our undoing.'

"But I use all of them!"

"Young Montague's full of himself."

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'And you said he'd shoot his eye out with a BB Gun!'

Gladstone ignoring Russian atrocities not suited to his party's political purposes

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Relax, Marge! I'm sure the folks at 'Ultimate Pirate Adventures'. . ."

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

Knight school.