Royalty Role-player Prints

"Overtime on the Humpty-Dumpty project is killing the treasury."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."

'I couldn't possibly kiss you. I just don't find you attractive. '

'King me!'

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

Ethelred II

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.

King paper plane.

'We need to build a new dungeon, Sire -- the old one is full of your attempted assassins.'

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

'My brother-in-law asked for political asylum, so I had him committed.'

'...And then economics reared its ugly head!'

A king stands on his balcony; his legs match the balustrade.

"How would you like to be queen for a day?"

'Conqueror's remorse.'

"I told you not to hire that stupid efficiency expert!"

"Trust me, Your Majesty, my act is way better in person."

Jack Gleeson

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

'I'm willing to do a little romantic role-playing, Greg, but I draw the line at Spock ears.'

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'