Royalty Role-players Prints

"Um, O.K., yes, Boardwalk for Connecticut Avenue."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

"He's a guard dog."

Jack Gleeson

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"She wishes to range free!"

Czarcasm

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'I screwed up royally!'

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'