Royalty Role-players Gifts

"Um, O.K., yes, Boardwalk for Connecticut Avenue."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

"You don't think it's too ungapatchka?"

'Don't be silly- of course you're going into the family business!'

"Based on the feedback from advisers whom I haven't beheaded, all of my ideas are great."

'How about a game of cards?'

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"She wishes to range free!"

'Did you bark, M'Lady?'

Czarcasm

"He's a guard dog."

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

'Well, nobody can say you haven't grown in office.'

"With all due respect, Sire, the Pizza King sends his kindest regards."

'I can't finish -- may I have a peasant-bag?'

'Gunboat diplomacy won't work, sire -- we're landlocked, remember?'

'I'd think you'd be used to having a moat by now.'

'I screwed up royally!'

"I don't suppose you get many sovereign rulers in here anymore?"

'The deficit doesn't look nearly so bad now that we've switched to Arabic numerals.'

'Small favor, Elizabeth - before we enter the throne room, drop back ten paces.'

'Scroll down for the good stuff!'

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'Charles, you're carrying this 'king of the castle' business too far!'

'He was born with a silver spoon all right, but not in his mouth.'

'Frankincense, dummy! I asked for frankincense!'

'Democracy? -- do you REALLY want the bars closed every election day?'

'You're reordering your priorities? -- Since when do you have priorities?'

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

'It's the Secretary-General of the United Nations -- are you here?'