Royalty Role-player Gifts

"Overtime on the Humpty-Dumpty project is killing the treasury."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."

'I couldn't possibly kiss you. I just don't find you attractive. '

'King me!'

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

Ethelred II

King paper plane.

'We need to build a new dungeon, Sire -- the old one is full of your attempted assassins.'

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

'My brother-in-law asked for political asylum, so I had him committed.'

'...And then economics reared its ugly head!'

A king stands on his balcony; his legs match the balustrade.

"How would you like to be queen for a day?"

'Conqueror's remorse.'

"I told you not to hire that stupid efficiency expert!"

"Trust me, Your Majesty, my act is way better in person."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

Emperor Trump and Sultan Erdogan

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'We're going to have to cut back a little this year ....'

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'Go on then.....Rule!'

'Coming up! One meal, fit for a King!'

'Although we've vanquished the invaders from Paperland, we really should have allied with them for the impending attack on us by Rockland!'

'The chef says the closest thing he has to 'four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie' is quiche.'