Role Play Legend Gifts

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"They're class action figures."

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

Crocodile Costume

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Ahem."