Role Play Legend Mugs

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

'He really wanted to get into the zombie role, so he became a Meth-Head actor.'

"Why do they do that?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"Honey, where did you put my Green Lantern cufflinks?!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Little Doctor meets Little Geneticists.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

“I have to warn you - my parents are a bit old-fashioned.”

After the gun ban, the guys still liked to go out and horse around on weekends.

'Let's play doctor. You can be my malpractice lawyer.'

"They'd run out of nurses' uniforms..."

'We're playing doctor ??" Billy's the anesthetist.'

"They're class action figures."

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"Dad, will you play judge and tell me if Raymond or Joey is the father of my baby doll?"

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

Crocodile Costume

New For Halloween! Sexy C.P.A.

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"Ready, Harold? You're the wicked troll and I'm the garden fairy, and you're very angry because you don't want me passing over your bridge on my way to Grandma's house!"

"Ahem."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"Hello, my name is Eddie and I will be your customer tonight."