Retro Role Player Gifts

"They have this arrangement. He earns the money and she takes care of the house."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

Jack Gleeson

His family thought he'd been wasting his life, but Steve Wiebe was about to prove everyone wrong.

"I don't understand it! My nerd detector's going crazy!"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Robot Grabber Arcade Game Machine

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"

'Dewey, come look! This is so cute. The kids are playing wii hockey.'

Duel in a wheelchair.

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

Updated Nursery Rhymes. And this little piggy played Wii, Wii, Wii all day long!

"Nostalgia is one helluva drug."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"So, Gramps, did you fight the World War on Nintendo or Playstation?"

A kid is about to be grabbed by an oversized claw.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Children's games and technology

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

Covid Invaders

Young Geeks.

Bronze Age Games

'Hey Dad, how about a game of ispy?'