Vintage Roleplayer Gifts

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'New Game'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"They're class action figures."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

Hunding

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

Children of the Cornhole

"Let's try a little role play."