Vintage Roleplayer Gifts

Ghak was a hunter, Zhoomba was a gatherer and Fnok was a sponger.

"Do you want to pretend to be a doctor and I'll pretend to be a hotshot civil litigation attorney who sues you till your ears bleed?"

"I’ve tried to make this as painless as possible ... clearly I’ve failed."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'New Game'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"Most of the time it's 'Me Tarzan, you Jane', until we get into the bedroom. Then he's all, 'You Tarzan, Me Jane'."

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"They're class action figures."

"Der, dad. . . it's wireless!"

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

What do you want that Santa isn't getting you? You'd get me a Kinect?! If it's new and plugs in, I know nothing about it. It's a full-body fame system. You can play tennis or soccer. I'll get exercise! Or

When we said we wanted you to have more fun training we didn't mean THAT much fun.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

Big people always make a mess of things phobia: 'Let's play grownups. You'll be for busing and I'll be against it.'

Hunding

"These LARPERS are a bit more subtle and reality-based."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

"The patient is ready for his injections, doctor."

'Little Nurse' daughter trying to distract Daddy so he cuts himself shaving

"'Kill you..?' - of course not; I'm making my own Subbuteo game."

"Do you think we could stop using 'Julius Caesar' in the role plays?"

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

"Let's try a little role play."