Deity Role-players Gifts

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"Did you remember to back up the last 4.5 billion years?"

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

Dance of the Red (Papal) Shoes.

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

John Wayne

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Ethelred II

"Hmmm...says here that you were in charge of your church's Puppet Ministry."

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'I could have SWORN I outlawed dragons!'

'Well, yes. We are losing the battle, sire. But this is just an exhibition...'

"We are not under siege, Your Majesty. You just have a siege mentality."

"Don't even think of going over my head Brother James!"

All new holiday season hard wear.

"How would you like to be queen for a day?"

"If I were a carpenter"

"Oh, there's Iza---I know her from my matriarch's group."

"He thinks he is a character from a John Grisham novel."

Designated smoking area of the gods

'My brother-in-law asked for political asylum, so I had him committed.'

A king stands on his balcony; his legs match the balustrade.

You're getting a crown for cosmetic purposes. You're not being made the ruler of all us other teeth.

"Overtime on the Humpty-Dumpty project is killing the treasury."

'I couldn't possibly kiss you. I just don't find you attractive. '

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

'Has winning all that money changed him, you ask...?'

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

Cross dressing class: 'Today we will be learning how to spend hours in the bathroom and moan about men.'

'We need to build a new dungeon, Sire -- the old one is full of your attempted assassins.'

'My dad has more hit points than your dad!'

Heavenly Tennis.