Deity Discoverer Gifts

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Bonk!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

No, I'm not going to aim at that mouse, either!

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'What did He do before he was God?'

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

You are everywhere.

God's Phone

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

"And God called the light day."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

In the very beginning.

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

Angel book with feather falling out of it

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'

A match made in heaven.