Deity Discoverer Pillows

"Oh my god! Is nothing sacred."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

"Honey, I’ve found God!"

"Bonk!"

"My child when you look at a flower,you see the face of god!"

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

'No, I didn't get a presidential pardon, but I got something better. God has forgiven me.'

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

'What did He do before he was God?'

God Plays Baseball with the Earth

'From creating stuff like this you make a LIVING?'

God's Phone

You are everywhere.

"And God called the light day."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"I find it helps to imagine Go as some kind of divine creator."

"Entropy already? You just made it?"

'I suppose technically you're right. But we still prefer not to think of it as a gated community.'

'...and blessed be our new church nursery, which allows certain congregation members to catch up on their sleep during my sermon.'

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Angel book with feather falling out of it

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

'You play the nurse and I'll play God.'

'He made it big in the athlete prayer industry.'

In the very beginning.

'I didn't know I'd need a PIN number!'

'What makes the universe so hard to comprehend is that there's nothing to compare it with.'

'What do you mean you're trying to decide between the key to the kingdom and the key to success?'

God's Writers Block

'As your Guardian Angel, I want you to know that death is not anything to worry about.'