Mythical Role-player Mugs

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

A couple dressed as a knife and fork

"Excuse me a moment, whilst I just change hats."

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies!'

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

"I'm treating you like a living deity for one day."

'We're playing Doctor - he's the caddy.'

'Let's play doctor - you be the patient, you be the surgeon, and I'll be the malpractice-attorney.'

"When you grow up would you rather be a Hunter or Gatherer?"

Kid to sister: 'I never play doctor anymore. There's too much paperwork.'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

"Professor Zlata! You're just in time to be the planet Neptune!"

"And if you don't know what to say, just say, 'Ho, ho, ho!''

"Let's make believe they have to get dressed to go out now because there's a big sale at Bloomingdale's."

'I still say I should be at the REAR end, Rodney!'

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Hey I know, let's play bored kids hanging around after school."

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Hunding

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'I hope your temperature is normal too, like Spots was.'

"Watch your step - we're dealing with a professional here!"

"That door's no protection against Hobgoblins." - Elf And Safety Inspector

'There's a dangerously fine line between chivalry and being a goody-two-shoes.'

"You be the Native American and I'll be the cowperson."

'Don't you remember These are bar stools where we first met.'

'We're going to have to cut back a little this year ....'

'Apparently, they've gone rogue, Al. They've stopped playing roles and are speaking for themselves, and what we have here are two very disturbed bruins.'

'I'm willing to do a little romantic role-playing, Greg, but I draw the line at Spock ears.'

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

'Good morning, Dad, It's your turn to be the cowboys!'

"Call me old fashioned, but I prefer the pre-covid version of playing doctors and nurses."