Mythical Gamers Mugs

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

Second lifeReal life.

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Mermaid Art

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

"Yeah, that's right. I'm the sandman. Where did you think I was getting my sand all these years?"

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Hang on - I'm not as young as I used to be. . .!"

"Why do I hate religion? Imagine if half the money ever donated to religion had instead been used for scientific research. That's the world religion stole from me! Instead of worrying about the coronavirus, I could be slaying orcs on a starship's holodeck!"

Save the whales

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

Giant Sale!

'And your class story is an old, old one. In the middle of successful soul-snatching careers you were suddenly bitten by the lawyering bug...'

'Are we here-there-be yet?'

Where Jelly Beans Come From....

Mermaid reads sleeping tourists book.

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

Jump-Rope Rhymes For Adults

'I think you'll find this just as much fun as 'Grand Theft Auto IV''

At the end of the rainbow

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

A man holding a hammer watches a mummy unravel itself

Arcade Game Baseball.

"I want to thank all the little people."

"Add Your Own Caption Week # 222"

'Look Dad - bigfoot!'

school kids playing conkers

Great script, great cinematography, great everything. But the whole 3D thing is lost on me.

What really happens inside an automatic shuffler.

Candy Land for Adults

'Listen I think we should break up...it's not you... it's that thing on your face.'

'I felt an overwhelming nostalgia for the old video games where you sit on your arse.'

"I'd like to see you cut back to eating only two, three ships a day."